Fat Bear Week Crowns A True Chonk Champion

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Fat Bear Week Crowns A True Chonk Champion

#shorts #scinews #science news #science #science max #fat bear week #bears #salmon #katmai #grazer #chunk #rotund #votes #winner #national park Good evening, I’m your host Not Aria with your Saturday Night Live Weekend Update. In adorable animal news this week, the results are in for the annual Fat Bear Week competition held at Alaska’s Katmai National Park. And the winner is…drum roll please…Grazer the Bear! Sources describe Grazer as a feisty and fearsome angler who aggressively guarded her fishing spots along Brooks River, allowing her to pack on the salmon pounds and emerge victorious over runner-up Chunk. While Chunk certainly brought his own impressive rotundity to the contest, he was simply no match for Grazer’s determination to reach peak chonk. Congratulations Grazer on your fluffy new title! Katmai officials report she will celebrate by sleeping through the winter and emerging ready to defend her crown in 2024. And that’s your Saturday Night Live Weekend Update. Goodnight everybody!

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