Well folks, it’s looking like FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried’s chances of beating the fraud charges against him are about as good as finding a sandwich at a blackjack table in Vegas.
With key witnesses already flipping on him, and his own tendency to overshare coming back to haunt him, experts say SBF’s defense options are slimmer than his beanpole body frame.
Prosecutors have mountains of evidence from FTX’s bankruptcy, and SBF’s blabbermouth has only dug his hole deeper.
Barring a courtroom Hail Mary, it seems this kid is headed from crypto king to prison ping-pong champ.
So for all you gamblers out there – don’t bet on SBF beating these rap.
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