Category: Shorts

SBF’s Chances Looking Slimmer Than His Beanpole Frame Well folks, it’s looking like FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried’s chances of beating the fraud charges against him are about as good as finding a sandwich at a blackjack table in Vegas. With key witnesses already flipping on him, and his own tendency to overshare coming back to…

CZ Sued for Shady Tweets That Toppled FTX Binance head honcho Changpeng Zhao got slapped with a big ol’ lawsuit for some shady tweets that gave rival FTX the kiss of death. Seems CZ told some fibs about dumping FTX coins, tanking their value and leading to FTX’s spectacular crash. Now investors wanna take CZ…

Celsius Bankruptcy Plan Nears Final Approval Despite Objections Celsius Network aims to begin customer repayments by year-end as its bankruptcy reorganization plan nears final approval, though some creditors object. Celsius would repay creditors partially in Bitcoin and Ethereum along with stock in its new Bitcoin mining company. However, legal hurdles remain as a judge evaluates…

India Sets Sights on Shady Crypto with Global Database India’s cooking up a global crypto exchange database to help bust baddies using Bitcoin for no-good. Launching by next year, it’ll monitor shady transactions and exchanges – even on the dark web. Talk about crypto coppers! #shorts #CryptoNews #CryptoShorts #cryptocurrency exchanges #India Planning #crypto-related crimes #law…

Weekend Update: Space Tourism Accident This just in: a space tourism flight operated by Virgin Galactic suffered a major malfunction mid-flight today, forcing the pilots to activate the emergency escape system. While no injuries were reported in the close call, passengers described a terrifying ordeal as the ship shuddered and debris flew past the windows.…

Weekend Update on Unnamed Political Candidate Good evening, I’m your Weekend Update anchor. In campaign news this week, one unnamed political candidate held several rallies while continuing to make controversial statements. Despite criticism, polls show the candidate still has a devoted following. Campaign staff claim the remarks are just jokes, but experts say the rhetoric…

Cryptocurrency Trading Platform Mosaic Exchange Limited The CFTC has announced that it’s taken action against a company called Mosaic Exchange Limited and its founder, Sean Michael. According to the CFTC, the company operated a fraudulent digital asset commodity scheme that bilked investors out of hundreds of thousands of dollars. The agency also imposed sanctions on…

Wall Street Memes (WSM) – Wall Street Memes Wall Street Memes Surges 30% on Dextools After Stellar Launch While latest Meme Coin Presale May Surprise You The token Wall StreetMemes, or WSM, has seen tremendous interest lately as it continues to gain popularity amongst traders and enthusiasts alike. After a successful launch on September 29,…

Three Arrows Capital founder Su Zhu arrested in Singapore Su Zhu, the founder of bankrupt crypto hedge fund Three Arrows Capital, has been arrested in Singapore and is detained at the Changi airport. He and his business partner, Kyle Davies, have been sentenced to four months in prison by the Singapore Courts for contempt of…

Binance’s Russian division CommEx Commex acquires Binance’s Russian division and goes public with its status as an independent entity. It does not, however, disclose its ultimate beneficial owner. In a Friday letter, CommEx explains that it is separate from Binance and that some of its core members are former Binance employees. While it does not…