Amazons Early Prime Day Deals: Jeff Bezos Says Alexa, Turn On My Money Printer

#shorts #amazon #prime day #deals #discounts #jeff bezos #money #sales #electronics #devices #alexa Folks, Amazon is at it again with their Prime Big Deal Days, which is just Prime Day with a fake mustache and glasses so we don’t realize it’s the same thing. Jeff Bezos said Alexa, turn on my money printer as deals start coming in early on devices like Echo Dots, Fire tablets, and Ring doorbells. I tried to ask Alexa to order me some toilet paper but she just kept pushing Prime subscriptions and recommending products I recently looked at but didn’t buy. Guess that’s how Bezos affords his joyrides to space! Meanwhile the Amazon warehouse workers are busy as ever packing up all the orders. Just remember, if the deal seems too good to be true, Amazon is probably just trying to get rid of excess inventory. Check back often as more early deals roll in over the next week. This has been Amazon Prime Comedy News.

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